[Mr. Harrington] Okay, passports out, everyone.
Just hand it to the agent, answer the questions.
No horsing around.
[no audible dialogue]
Roger Harrington. I'm a teacher.
Brad Davis.
- Elizabeth Brant. - Edward Leeds.
[both chuckle]
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Eugene Thompson. I'm not with them.
A school trip.
These amazing young people right here
who I informed they should wear sandwich bags instead of socks
'cause of the very wet environment.
Do I have to do that? Is that mandatory?
Peter Benjamin Parker.
I'm here with the school trip...
[stammering] Traveling with my school... with my Class.
This is my class.
I do not know the location of the hotel
because the guy who was before me, another teacher...
Mr. Harrington, Roger Harrington...
he has all the travel documents, which he's lost several times.
Yeah. Uh...
I do not... I... Yeah.
He keeps a lot of stuff in his back pocket on his vest.
He has several pockets. He keeps things spread out.
He has a back pocket, two side pockets, two front pockets,
and four end pockets, inside.
He keeps things in there too.
- I have the reference sheet. - Are you sure?
I do, yes.
Thank you.
- Is that it? - It might be.
- I don't think that's it. - I don't think so either.
- No. - But I have it.
- It's on the bus. I'll be right back. - Oh, let me hold that.
Okay, so you don't have it.
Did you use an app? Did you read someone's tattoo?
Where did you book this?
Oh, well, I found this place on the Italian version of Yelp.
It got five...
Five of those. It's an Italian chef making something delicious.
'Cause when they...
It got five of 'em.
This is crazy.
Imagine this being a condo.
People who are like-minded, they group together, come down,
and the landlord is standing, let's just say, apartment 112.
There's two competing bird coops.
There's one guy who has his own bird coop and another guy has his bird coop,
and there's one big one in the middle.
And it's how you say "croissant."
There's "croissant" and there's "crois-son."
Like "a sont" or "a sont."
He's also a teacher. A science teacher also, like myself.
We have very different ways of teaching.
Mr. Harrington, I don't wanna put you under the bus,
but what does this have to do with science?
How about tomorrow we go to a great museum tomorrow, huh?
- [students muttering] - Uh-huh. I think they want the carnival.
There will be some, uh...
pop quizzes here and there
on certain things that we've been through and what we have seen so far on our trip.
Okay? Don't get too comfortable.
What are you talking about? We don't have to give them any pop quizzes, right?
Of course we are.
- These are students. - I did not come here to do work.
You are killing me right now.
- This is supposed to be about science. - This whole place is full of science.
I thought water had three phases... there's a solid, 3 liquid and a gas.
And evidently there's a fourth phase called the angry water monster.
Now, I'm working on something called the splish-splash theory.
That combines a tsunami... all the effects of a tsunami
and all the effects of flushing a toilet together.
Can you drink the water?
Okay, it's just me and you, Mr. Dell.
Roger, man, I can't have your back on this one, man.
I gotta go.
Take me!
I'm the one you want!
Hey, boys. 80 that canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria
that can cause leptospirosis. You understand?
Now, let me know if either of you develop a fever, headache, vomiting, uh...
Explosive diarrhea.
Where are you going?
We gotta keep warning them. Bring the article back.
Okay, everyone, just enjoy yourselves. We're lucky to be here.
Yeah, I think we can all just agree that this is a terrible trip.
Wow.
I'm gonna get fired.
- I don't believe this. - I got everyone home safe.
- Got a wind monster. - I'm getting better at this.
- Got a water monster, a fire monster. - The last trip I went on with kids...
Then they all got together and made an elemental.
- I was the only chaperone. I lost one. - Nobody needs this!